January 6 Pinball, ‘Woke Tears’ Water Bottles, Trump Dresses Trotted Out at Wild CPAC

February 23, 2024

The Conservative Political Action Conference event kicked off in Washington D.C. on Thursday, and the decor did not disappoint. Among the items on display was a January 6-themed pinball machine, a custom design by Jon Linowes. Unfortunately, the pinball machine appeared to not be working by the afternoon. If you needed to hydrate during CPAC, there were bottles of “Woke Tears” on sale, going for approximately $20 for six. Attendees must have been thirsty because the table was quickly cleared of the bottles, empty by the afternoon.