“Stop going to Colombia for your diluted Botox,” Santos told Myers. The exchange was captured on an at times bizarre audio file Myers said he recorded in Santos’ office on Capitol Hill. “I’m thinking to myself, I’m a threat and concern to this institution — George Santos, you’re George Santos!” Myers told TPM. “From my understanding, recording in this building is a federal crime, and you get seven years,” Santos told Myers on the tape. The other, Myers told TPM, was a coffee mug that he bought Thursday morning from the Spy Museum gift store.