Trump hands out pizza and asks ‘does anyone want a piece that I’ve eaten?’

April 23, 2023

After speaking at the Lee County Lincoln-Reagan dinner in Fort Myers, Florida, the former US president, 76, swung by Fort Myers’ Downtown House of Pizza. Joined by Republican Rep Byron Donalds of Florida, Trump reached into a pizza box to grab a slice and offered onlookers pizza by hand yesterday evening. ‘The smooth brains were screaming for a piece of Trump-bitten pizza like it was the 1960s and the pizza was named Paul,’ one said. Unlike his previous public attempts at eating pizza, Trump did so in an almost human-like fashion last night. In 1955, he and his ex-wife, Ivanka Trump, started in a Pizza Hut ad in which he inhaled a pizza slice crust-first.